Nothing like Subway to raise your spirits.

Sorry, beautiful dear readers for leaving you hanging like that.

Yes, you are beautiful, all of you. Except Scope, you would be classically handsome of course. And Trooper, you are just creepy stalker guy with that mustache.

Anyway. I guess you could say that my life is not very boring right now. Yeah, that is one way to put it. However, it doesn’t go down in words very easily. So that is why I have been relatively silent here.

I only went to classes on Monday this week, which was super-nice. Nothing went right Monday at all, so I would hate to think what the rest of the week would have been like.

But such is life. I get along.

And I totally need a haircut. Very badly. I should have got one today, why didn’t I think of that? I would look nice tomorrow. Ah well.

I think I’m going to go and paint.

You know how it is, when everything makes sense and you are happy about your life...

...then it sticks it up your ass.

Sorry if you are offended, but it is sadly, true.

So, I’ve been thinking.

And for once, you can actually apply the customary rebuff “That’s a scary thing.”

I’ve decided I need to date a gay guy.

I was sitting getting dressed thinking this, this Friday morning. A gay guy, yes, that would be great. He wouldn’t want to sleep with me, he would care what I wore out into public, and he could critique how hot the guys around us are. ‘Wait, though,’ I thought as I put on my belt. ‘If he is gay, he kind of can’t date me.’

So then I changed it.

I decided I need to date a gay guy in denial.

He will still not want to sleep with me, he could still appreciate the hot guys around us, and I could tease him and hear him get all defensive about it. That sounds good to me. ‘But, wait, that still won’t work. Because eventually he’ll decide that he really is gay and will leave me.’ I brushed my teeth, deep in thought. Then I came up with the perfect conclusion.

I decided I need to date a gay guy in denial that goes to church.

He will yet still not want to sleep with me, he would grudgeningly agree when guys are hot, and if he was ever going to leave me for my brother, I would just have to guilt him with “Jesus is watching you!”

Perfect.

And yes, I think I am going to Hell.

A gloater am I!

Thursdays are good around here. (Or Thamsdays, if you have your Facebook language set to English (Pirate.) I highly recommend it. Way better than Italian, which is what Facebook seemed to think I wanted.

Anyway.

I don’t have much today. Excepting that I got Ninety-three percent on my chemistry exam Tuesday.  All those horrible flash cards paid off in the end.

How to celebrate? With two more exams tomorrow.

But that’s life. 

Our first single from our new album is “2009–10 Qatar Stars League” You’ll love it, we used real football players.

Alright, so Cora did this other other day, and I pretty much loved it (once I got it loaded.)  Its a meme for creating your Indie Bands’ first album cover (or second if you are more musically trained than me)  Here are the rules, if you would like to waste five minutes.

1 - Go to Wikipedia. Hit "random"
or click http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random&h=af41ac61e39df905890abc85d9a182bb
The first random Wikipedia article that comes up is the name of your band.
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2 - Go to Quotations Page and select "random quotations"
or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very LAST quote on the page is the title of your first album.
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3 - Go to Flickr and click on "explore the last seven days"
or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
The third picture in the top row, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
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4 - Use PhotoShop or whatever to put it all together. (If you don’t have PhotoShop, I suggest using picnik.com)

 

Here is our album cover. Look for it on iTunes next week.

I’ve got to admit, the real picture I was supposed to use was copyright protected, and it wouldn’t copy. It wasn’t half as cool as this one, either. I still used the 3rd one though, I just refreshed the page and such.

Ooh. s’pretty.

so yeah, go to Cora’s blog to see hers.  You’ll be glad you did.

I’ve got a picture of a pair of shoes on my computer.

See? Amazing, I know.

Yes, that will do nicely…

Alright, so I have decided to try and post more often. This is hard to do anymore… but I shall try. Anyway. Since it is Thursday, a great post to do would be Sass’ Things I want Thursday… but then I realised that she has been silent since Monday herself. so what to do now? Hmm…

Aw hell, let's just do the TIWT anyway. Why shouldn’t I?

So, I guess… here goes nothing…

• I all of a sudden don’t want my niece’s to spend the night Saturday. Literally, as I type this, my older niece is telling me that she and her sister are spending the night. Earlier in the week she was all “I want to come over!” and I was all sure, why not? I can handle her. But when they are together… that is when I want to stab myself. Sigh…
• I want NAU to decide that they can’t live without me and accept my application. Oh, that would do nicely.
• I want my internet to frickking work so that I can watch videos. You know how other people watch television? That is how I watch Youtube. But then, if I could watch it, then I would probably watch it a lot. And I am getting a lot of stuff done lately. Okay, I got a lot done today while waiting for “The Robots of Death” to load, but still, same thing.
• I want to learn all these ions and do kick-ass work on my chemistry exam Tuesday.
• I want to not have three exams next week. Sigh.
• I want sideburns still. No, sorry, that phase hasn’t yet passed. But mostly, I have to admit that,
• I want you to have a wonderful Friday. (what, too cheesy? Well how about)
• I want you all to tell your slightly eccentric friends about my blog.